The bad news is this kid can no longer expect to get a basketball scholarship from Duke. The good news is he just got an offer to play lacrosse there.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

Possible and expected are two completely different adjectives.

Top row, far right: Heyayay

I doubt it. Football players are (or at least should be) taught to hit/block with his/her head up for his/her own safety when they first start playing. Go back to the play when Eric LeGrand injured himself tackling on a kickoff. His head was down and he hit the ball carrier with the top of his helmet. Very similar to…

The Saints O-Line would fast track him to canonization.

I bet Flacco goes nuts when he sees this. Dude might even burn through a whole sleeve of saltines tonight.

Hello Mudda

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

You mean this guy?

Why don’t you have some more turnover running this slowly sinking ship? The only thing you have more of is non-content content. Here’s a list of current posts:

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

I’m proud of you son

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

When that oil ETF your dad’s friend talked you into goes down 7% the day after you invest.

Albertans are getting out of hand with their Poutine’s like Nova Scotians were.