on the plus side, the neighborhood is now clear of bears for the scheduled 8:30 racially motivated double homicide.

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My favorite Effie Brown story:

I am modestly surprised there was not a piece where the writer championed a social justice cause in there. That in itself is a miracle.

66 in a 65 is still breaking the law, even if it is petty. get caught 40 times, and you damn well lose your license.

One would hope they at least watched it first. Otherwise they might as well dig 12 more holes. 11 for game tapes and one for Hackenberg’s mangled corpse.

reported and used for a clickbait crusade

time to make a call

You can get hurt colliding with another individual at full speed? Get outta here!

Pitchers are getting out of hand with their routine’s like batters were. Good for Andrus making this guy look like an idiot.

Ever notice how none of these stories are from cooks?

God I love being a cook.

NO! ONLY ONE MAN MAY CARRY THAT PHONE:

Sounds like Finn Balor’s entrance theme

This leads to EVERY idiot thinking they are creating something special on every menu... and then when they realize we have already caught on to it in the establishment, and have charged them for every extra or add on the side. This then leads to the inevitable freak out when they get their bill.

Just order from the…