The first thing I thought was, "Oh look, it's Cultural Appropriation Barbie and her troupe of African-American Harajuku girls!"

As any fule kno, white zin is best when stuck in the freezer for about 90 minutes or until it becomes a White Zin Slushie. Grab a jumbo straw and drink your way through your hot, wet tears.

This, right here. This is why the internet exists.

Not wanting to fuck or go down on girl while she's on her period = Misogyny.

I am able to refill mine at 21 days. Most prescription insurance plans allow refill when the medication has been exhausted to 75%. If not, you can have your physician write that the pack is to have a 21 day supply and make sure the pharmacy enters it in with that day supply. They will have to call the insurance…

Oh, hell no, I'm not accepting my period as it comes. I suppress the shit out of it with drugs. Better living through chemistry!

Remember the movie "Junior"? I have this fantasy of impregnating Akin, Santorum, et al, like in the movie and compelling them to carry to term. Obviously their pregnancies would be miraculous and should be protected at all costs.

Personally, I'd like us to get past this whole 'rape exception' thing, and get to the point where we understand that any woman seeking an abortion should be entitled to one, regardless of how she got pregnant, because forcing a woman to carry to term a pregnancy she doesn't want is one of the most heinous things lots…

Forever 21 hours a week.

Let me just say on behalf of all women that I am personally thankful to have so many clearly intelligent Nice Guys here to inform me that their abuse is warranted no matter how extreme and prevalent it is, because they exist and have feels and my presence as a woman is harmful to their opinion of their manliness.

If you are in New York City (or have access to the internet) check out my vegan butcher, May Wah on Hester Street. They have every faux meat imaginable and at really reasonable prices. The chicken legs are the best, complete with "skin" and you can fry them with batter and everything. Be careful of the "bone"…

Ooh, Beyond Meat looks fabulous! Vegan chicken really does approximate actual chicken really well. I lurrrve it in this vegan Jambalaya recipe from VegWeb (slightly adapted—see below).

I've never met a fake meat I couldn't clock as fake.

Hmm... no mention of the situation that precipitated the hashtag, in which Jezebel is complicit? Okay.

I wonder what happened to all of those "You need to respect the Commander in Chief!" folk that were oh so vocal when Bush was president. Have they been kidnapped? Did a plague kill them off? A meteor? Why are more scientists not working on this?

If you work in retail or service long enough, you get a sixth sense about what is and is not worth making a fuss about. It's the saddest superpower ever.

That is exactly what the landlord said.

Wait wait.

For whatever reason, when I though of my reply to this, I imagined Bill Hader's Stefon saying "It's that thing... of... when, like religious conservatives hate the idea that women can enjoy non-procreative sex and not be punished in some way..." in that breathy voice.

I'm not really worried that my preferences for minority hiring might inadvertently lead to the hiring of too many minorities. Seriously - I'm willing to let the pendulum swing too far the other way before I start worrying about how we correct that problem. I figure, let's not worry about making it extra-fair to the…