They would have gotten away with it, too, if not for some meddling kids.

Susan G Komen should be at the top of this list. Less than 5% of their "one billion dollars raised for research" goes to finding a cause for breast cancer.

Fuck GW. Fuck all the Bushes. Forever a family of war criminals.

Hear, hear. Dummies have told me that I am depriving my indoor cat of her Got-given right to sniff the breeze. Guess whose cats get abcessed wounds from fighting, killed by cars, or just disappear? Not mine! They are a domesticated pet. Letting a companion cat roam makes as much sense as cutting a bird-sized flap in…

I just want y'all to know that if I were to throw my (cat) hat into the ring, I would UTTERLY DOMINATE.

You should write an Amazon review, only this time, this one will actually be critiquing the quality of the product!

None of this has anything to do with "cats," but owners who follow the baseless tradition of letting cats roam free outdoors. Mainly out of the mistaken belief that cats don't require much attention and can be kept as the occasional visiting decoration. Outdoor cats should be banned, with a grandfather clause for…

Responsible. Pet. Ownership. For God fucking sake people!

Seriously, that is the most heinous package design EVER.

Murder. Machine.

Wow I'm IMPRESSED. My kitty also came from her previous owners declawed and I only allow her in a small area behind my apartment but it's nowhere birds hang out. Man, now I want to know what she's capable of!! Oh wait, I guess that's the opposite point of this article. Oops. (But still, your cat's awesome.)

Another reason for people to keep their goddamn cats inside.

My four cats are indoor only, I don't trust other humans to treat them right (one of mine is a big black cat), and I certainly don't trust them not to kill birds (which I also LOVE) even though they have 3 square meals a day. Its just their nature. I mean, they "kill" all the cat-nip mice I bring home right away. I…

The answer to all of this is: keep the kitties indoors. Do they want to go outside? Get a cat harness and be that weird neighbor, I do it all the time.

My cat is a murder machine.

Always spay/neuter no matter what. I'll never understand people who don't. I'd also strongly recommend people keep their babies inside. The outdoors is like a giant playground, with razors and needles waiting just below the sand. Vehicles, predators, cruel humans, other cats, parasites and diseases are just some of…

It's in cat owners' best interest to keep their kitties inside! Indoor cats have fewer health problems and live longer. Plus, they poop not in litter boxes when they're outside! That's not nice...there's enough un-picked-up dog poop out there, why add cat poop to it!

Cats are great. Keep your fucking cats indoors. If you live out in the little house on the prairie, then fine you can let your cat roam but it better be spayed.

It's the Lisa Frank of bottled water.

Agree. It looks like regular drugstore water. Theres some fancy waters I see in NYC gourmet cafes that have some really unique bottle design and it does actually look high end.