When I was a kid my parents would take the boat out and get wasted, probably every weekend. I was very young so I don't remember much, but I do know the beer was flowing. They would also waterski.

I thought it was just me while I was at work early this morning, but I'm glad I wasn't doing something wrong. Why did they do this to us? Don't they know how much it hurts us?

Tonight I went to CVS to get some stuff, and when I came home I threw the bag on the couch. She had her head in it, rustling around. She would have done that for hours if I hadn't taken it away. Or she would have found it in the middle of the night and started in on it, waking us up. It's cute, but the way she does it…

I've had this problem since I was in my 20's. My "blank" face looks like angry face for some reason. People think I'm mad or something's wrong when in reality I have no look on my face. I am a little frightened to find out what I'll look like when I get older and my face gets even saggier. Luckily I look a lot…

But... it might be worth it.

Seriously, I'm the type of person who still goes up to cats when they're hissing at me because I love them so much and I want them to give me a chance!!! So if I came across a big cat I would think, in that moment, that I would be the one that the cat would not eat. I'm just that stupid.

Awww, my cat used to chase her tail when she was younger. I miss that, it was the cutest thing ever. She does fetch though!

ME TOO!!!!!

One of my cats is obsessed with plastic shopping bags. We have to get rid of them because she will not leave them alone.

I want all the kittens! All of them!

That. Is. Amazing.

He thought he was going to have a copay because he looked it up on his insurance, but they never charged him. And then the bill never came.

Make sure you find someone who definitely does not want to have kids, not someone who will settle for not having kids because she loves you. I've seen it happen with couples and you just end up with a lot of resentment. There are plenty of women who don't want kids out there, you can find one!

My husband got his vasectomy while we were engaged. Surprisingly, they actually let him do it with just a visit from me with my ring on—I coulda been anyone. We weren't even married yet. But he was in his 30's, so I guess they figured he knew what he was doing. Neither of us ever wanted kids.

Does Frances Bean being 20 make anyone else feel ancient? Lordy!

+1

I was able to watch Hoarders for awhile, but it seemed like they just kept getting people that were more and more mentally ill on there, and I couldn't stomach it. It's one thing to help people out, but it seemed like they were trying to exploit people for ratings. I have no idea what their ratings are, but you know…

I would definitely like to see reruns of the first few seasons of Intervention. They'll show random old episodes, but it'd be nice if they'd show them in a row. Even late at night, I don't care. I'll dvr them.

I just started watching this show a few seasons ago. My husband made fun of me and then started watching with me. I am so sad!

I can't deal with any more of these stories, especially knowing for every one reported there's probably hundreds that don't get caught because they don't post it on the fucking internet. All those little girls out there that this its happening to... god.