Eheheheh. One of the many reasons her movies usually put my teeth on edge. Talk about privileged problems.

Agreed. I want all shows to do justice to my beautiful hometown. Our hometown. I would love to see a show pay homage to the birth of house music.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

I just watched Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day again the other night. Which would be about as 180 degrees different from this as it gets.

WHHHHYYYYY is this thread so good?

Jason Derulo’s face annoys me. I don’t know why. I don’t question the universe’s wisdom.

You are my new favorite.

Resting rich face.

In case you haven’t seen it, Ross Matthews has the world’s best Lady Gaga story from RPDR:

You raise your child in any era the same way: by explaining to them the virtue of basic humanity, focusing on becoming learned, productive members of society as a whole, and by teaching them the deep complexities of the world and the country they live in.

My heart now harbors a secret dream that Jewel would kick the ever-loving shit out of the Kardashian gaggle.

Preach

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

He was making acid wash jeans.

I imagine them all writing while wearing this shirt

A lot of the privilege criticism about the strike seemed to be a race to be the wokest of them all.

He seems insanely annoying, like being with him for an extended period of time would be exhausting.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

That show introduced me to Michaela Watkins and for that I am grateful.

Maybe she just tripped and her shirt flounced in such a way it allowed for his hand to perfectly slide in? She should consider herself fortunate he was there with his hands waiting in the McSqueezy position!