HAHAHA that sounds kind of like my fiance! He can’t stand bro-dudes, his best friend is gay and he *loves* broadway! And I couldn’t be happier. He also loves my boobs, ass and vagina though so I’m kind of confident he’s straight, or at least bisexual which is fine with meeeeeeeeee!

She had her soul botoxed when they resculpted her face.

Daily fucking reminder:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

Periods of all kind offend me. Keep that woman shit to yourself, please and thank you.

I actually had some people tell me that I came across as a know-it-all because I used capital letters and punctuation on IRC. That was the only thing they could point to.

As a lawyer, I think this will be short lived.

Moonlight, Fences, Hidden Figures

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

You’re too kind. I’ve been practicing self-care, don’t worry! Last night I got to just turn off my email and watch The Great British Bake-Off. And things are quieting down now that we’ve taken the first steps on our end to do something (can’t say more for obvious reasons).

The thought has occurred to me that that’s exactly what Bannon wants (I’m convinced that he’s the one actually running the show; I think Trump honestly believes his own hype, and Bannon is all too happy to tell him, “keep it up, the people love this! And they love you! Don’t listen to the press, they’re just trying to…