Looks like he should have gone with the cover, too.

who says no?

Bill Simmons later suggested the Celtics should trade Evan Turner, David Lee’s expiring contract, and a free six inch sub to the Warriors for Stephen Curry.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

It gets very little mention on deadspin.

I very much want to hear you on a live broadcast. My bet is that shades of Koblin's stammering deer-in-the-headlights interview would be immediately evident.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

I’ve never been fond of Sploid’s practice of taking other people’s content, turning it into an animated .gif, then slapping their own Sploid watermark on it. But this is even worse, in my opinion. The gentleman in the video painstakingly processes all his data and turns the final product into, not a video, but an…

Nope, the real tragedy is the inherent use of portrait mode while shooting videos. I’m not racist, but someone needs to teach white people what everyone on WSHH knows: If you want your marginally violent video to go viral you’ve gotta use landscape mode. But I guess their ignorance about these kinds of things is to be…

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

You’re a little slow on the uptake here. My wife already knew he was appealing.

Lots of them, probably, but Charlie Pierce!

I hope my Dad will always blindly support me.