Let me make the lamest comment possible; when I was feeling down several years ago I bought a whole new set of those wooden hangars at Bed Bath and Beyond for like $18. I still think they are ridiculously fancy and it’s some of the best money I ever spent--which looks so stupid typed out but is nevertheless true.

No, you don’t understand, it’s bad luck. That this statistical aberration happened in a crucial tense environment is just noise. Nothing to see here.

Or, maybe shooting threes to close out the WCF isn’t as cut and dried as simple percentages on low-pressure threes spread over a season?

“Fuckin’ Jerry Stackhouse” —Jerry Sloan

My holiday tradition since the very first one is reading this out loud to my wife when we’re home together and laughing our asses off. Merry Christmas Drew.

As someone with a decade experience NSMing small market TV, I have a couple quibbles.

Sounds like someone has no kids and a mommy that puts money in their bank account for auto insurance. Every brew pub has crayons, idiot, and brew pubs are DESIGNED for people with kids. They are loud, relaxed on formal manners, and charge $15 for a burger. Before dark, these spaces actively cater to middle class…

Clearly none of you children are hairy, drink too much alcohol, or eat lots of grease. Go shave your balls, 20 sheets per is just about right for the chocolate froyo disaster grown drinking men with body hair get.

I don’t have anything cute to say, but that first guy got knocked the F out.

I’d like to point out that Jeanne Calment also smoked cigarettes for over 95 years.

Am I too cynical thinking this is some Marketing Firms viral campaign for the rerelease of IT in 2017? Becuase the movie is coming out, and this is what you do with your sign twirling street team in 2016, right?

White people who vote for Trump is a particularly nasty, hypocritical formulation. Also, fuck Trump. But I understand the non-racist, non-liking Trump reasons to vote for him. Otherwise, you are arguing for this.

It belongs on every thread: KJ is a dick. Also, you shove a pie in a man’s face, you deserve to get the hands.

Two things:

Fully, bro.

Fuck Kinja, good for him.

Since that’s laughably false historically, I can only imagine you are referring to their one, Duncan-free matchup this year. So yes, the Spurs get smoked every (single) time by the Warriors. I bet Pop is super worried.

Well, he just admitted he intentionally didn’t go after the ball to avoid injury, and isn’t sorry for being a bad loser, and “I don’t have to conform to anybody’s wants for me. I’m not that guy. This is a great league with or without me.”

To all the confused commentors, I can only say, “Is this your first visit to Las Vegas, sir?”

As much as I’d love to pile on Millenials, this “moving to reinvent yourself” is a universal thing. Also, great read Kate Knibbs, it’s hard to navel gaze and still write a good article, you succeeded and I enjoyed it!