Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

So Tom Haberstroh, how's widdle Kevin's prognosis about being able to play footsy-wootsy, basebaw, and ten-ten?

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Oh, my bad.

But if you're arguing that pay is 0% of why people join the military, then you're mistaken.

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

"I wouldn't pay that much for a dick pic"

"No, no! On defense!"

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

"So, Commissioner Goodell, would you say that this issue entirely boils down to semantics?"

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

It's the easiest way to stop the fighting.

This is such a stupid fucking organization. It's not about Griffin vs. Gruden. It's about making good decisions and seeing them through. When Griffin got hurt (something anyone could have seen might impair his value as a quarterback since, you know, so much of his value was directly or indirectly tied to his unique…