Yeah! Corporations suck!!!! Stick it to the rich man!!

Philosophically, if an individual thinks they are getting bean-to-bar chocolate, and by virtue of a simple placebo effect, truly enjoys this bar and the experience it provides, isn’t that worth the $10, regardless of whether or not the advertised (and highly subjective, after all) claims are true?

Waking up this morning, I did not expect to see Yoda’s penis today.

There ought to be a website that offers the real spoiler and 300 fake spoilers, all mixed up together, so after reading them all, you go in to the movies not knowing which spoiler will spoil the previously un-spoilt and now spoil-less film.

Rocked the minidisc player

You should request that they remove all the bones, blend up the meat into a soft and manageable paste, and have them put it in a daiquiri glass with a little festive umbrella decorating the rim

Bernie Sanders 2016! Free free freeeeee!!!

Yeah, that’s the only one that comes to mind. But they seem to have far fewer terrorist attacks, at least, from what I know

I would be interested to see a chart showing the frequency of terrorist attacks per given country, within that country. I bet Japan is on the lower end.

There is only one way to destroy the Stay Puft man and it must end with hot marshmallow fluff covering the entire city of New York

I only drink this beer, everything else is diluted garbage water:

I think it’s a great update. Now it looks exactly like it tastes; a mexican beer from the 50’s.

I’m not sure if it was an editing error, or there is some kind of technical glitch with the website, but I noticed that “50 Shades of Grey” is not on here?

Gawker is a big corrupt corporation who stifles warnings from truthers like me.

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Be sure to buy only organic, local tinfoil. The big name brands will just leech toxins into your scalp, and channel electromagnetic hypnosis waves directly into your brain

I know that everything I’ve said is true, no matter how crazy it sounds, because I’ve conducted urine cake consumption tests on myself for more than 20 years.

No mention of Monsanto’s role in the manufacturing of urine cakes?

As if there was any possibility you’d vote for them before you learned their positions?

Will this help my erectile dysfunction and if so, how can I get it in powder form?