My cat has developed a fondness for brushing via electric toothbrush. The vibrating kind. At first I just wanted to see how he reacted to it, but now he demands it.

I adopted a cat 4 months ago. She hides all day and won’t let me pick her up. She comes out at night and runs around. I have a light above my bed with a string and she has figured out how to turn it on. So, I’m dealing with being woken up at 4am. She’s a pain in the ass but I love this cat. My daughter named her Luna…

This is the current rescue pup, who my husband lovingly refers to as either “New Guy” or “Brown Dog.”

My dog is a rescue who didn’t have much comfort in his life before I adopted. He gets cold easily, and when I introduced him to the concept of covers, he couldn’t believe such a wonderful thing existed in the world. He was SO happy — he kept running around wagging his tail like a maniac and then diving under the…

I love his little face. He looks like an old soul. My dog is OBSESSED with my husband. We’ve had her since she was 6 weeks old, she’ll be 10 this year and she is his baby. Today he let her inside but he stayed outside to play with her sister and she just sat on the couch like this watching for him until he came back…

I sort of see the Rashida and would like to throw Reba McEntire into the mix.

Maybe a teensy bit of Sandra Bullock?

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

And they were all just sitting there. Not. Clapping. It’s awesome.

There’s a whole group of women wearing white! YAY!

End of the night hair OR Apocalypse hair?

I apologize for yelling.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

I would watch the shit out of a film of them looking at each other. Nothing else, just communicating with their eyes.

Streep and Miranda should be looking at each other. That’s a film right there.

He really should play a Civil War general in his next film. The hair and make-up team could coast through it.

There are two accountants who spent the last week counting the ballots, recounting the ballots, memorizing the winners, and then stuffing TWO sets of envelopes with the winning results for each category. During the Oscars, they stand at stage left and stage right and personally hand envelopes to the presenters who…

I feel like only Janelle Monae could pull off that dress, and she does it marvelously. On anyone else it would look absurd but on her it’s just so ethereal and elegant.