I’ll bet you meant “Death March” in that headline.

According to the story personal phones were checked too, but here’s hoping the leakers are either smart enough to not use a device they carry at work to leak OR they’re super thorough about covering their tracks (deleting certain messaging apps between uses, erasing text messages and call logs as soon as they send…

Poor Cary Elwes, always forgotten...

Today was the day! I went to pick up my pottery, and I can’t believe how well most of it turned out! I plan to give at least some of this as gifts, so I didn’t tell my family or most of my friends that I was taking the class. My mom’s birthday is in a couple weeks, I’m thinking I’ll give her one of the bowls and then…

Maybe a picture of the building on fire, with Wonder Woman’s silouhette in front? Gas can at her feet, flaming torch in her hand...

Wooo SNS! I was starting to get a little worried.

I was just about to come here to humblebrag (not really, but that’s exactly how it would’ve sounded so I didn’t) about how lucky I am that my husband and I have taken on a new hobby lately where he’s learning all of the special things he can do to me and the different effects they have. We’ve been married less than 2…

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

May I also suggest this sign:

I read I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings when I was about 11 or 12. It gave me the courage to tell my mother I was being molested by a family member, and had been for years (since about 5). At first my mother did everything right, and then she did everything wrong, and I had to live with my abuser until I left home at…

Except for the lack of decades of data, potential complications, and internalized shaming of female genitalia.

No but I’m kegeling up a storm over here with my baby destroyed vagina

This is such disingenuous bullshit.

The ICE agents really seem to be getting off on their jobs these days don’t they? Just the job Trump supporters are drawn too. I’m sure someone will feel the need to tell me this is what they have to do and all. But no, motherfuckers.

Motherfuckers.

If the purpose of the day is to show the impact of women in the workforce, I still think staying home (even if it means your kid stays home too) is worth it. Not that you need to be reminded, but if a school day is disrupted it proves the entire point-- You (the general you) depend on women to do their jobs so you can…

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

I have suggested this before, but here goes: SNL needs to get Leslie (Beverly Leslie) Jordan to play Jeff Sessions. Sessions would have an aneurysm.