I'll admit, I miss me some Supermike. Anyone know if he's up for parole soon?

@SuramaAte: I'll take my chances, lady.

@El-Diablo: The wife was his other daughter's (not the bad driver) best friend til he started banging her and dumped his first wife. RIP and all that but maybe not the most admirable move in the book.

@SuramaAte: Yes, the kid is legally in the right. So what? He's an obnoxious douche and were I there he'd be spitting out teeth.

Winslow? I thought he fled to Cuba.

Nightmare Ant is the Bert Blyleven of...well...nightmarish ants.

I've never seen effeminate Filipinos so excited

Don't laugh, she may be carrying the next adult to witness a winning season for the raiders.

@Phintastic: I thought exactly the same thing. Gator don't let anyone slap a girl around.

Starfucker says what?

@all oiled up: Leave Mario Cantone out of this.

@Donnie_Iris: Clearly you've never enjoyed Halloween in New Orleans. The future is now!

You could say Roethlisberger is forcing himself on the team.

@Katni: Hey, low standards is my middle name.

@Katni: Oh, goth chicks were so good to me as a youth...

@UkraineNotWeak: Brilliant.

It wasn't recorded music, but someone on the cellblock was rapping an original number of his.

While touching, this post explains so very much...

Wonder if the guys in Miami ever considered that for a nickname?