@UkraineNotWeak: That's the North Coast of America to you, bub.

Looks like he really...(removes glasses)...dropped the ball.

Thank God he didn't have a trident.

A face made for radio and a voice made for books.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Stings almost as bad as the time RR took my virginity and didn't call afterwards.

Recycling column ideas, huh? Watch out, Reilly, Drew is gunning for you!

That is the most frightening "O" face I've ever seen, except for the time I slept with Kathleen Turner.

@Juancho: There is nothing to talk about here. This will only make our eventual victory that much sweeter.

Have you changed your opinion, or are you still wrong about Benjamin Button?

Have you changed your opinion, or are you still wrong about Benjamin Button?

Is Leitch typing his own responses or is Monday Carpal Tunnel day for several Deadspin staffers?

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: What did I say that remotely suggests I blame all steroids in college football on Pete Carroll? #Takeyourheadoutofyourass

The legacy of Pete Carroll continues.

Holy crap, arrest Roethtlisberger before he murders someone!

@Barb-A-Rod: An even better trick considering I was passed out in a vicodin coma at 11PM.

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Thanks for clearing this up. I did not realize the whole thing was caused by Ben feeling bad for the victim. We'll all apologize now.

@pandahugger: Was this before or after he raped her in the parking lot?

@cromartie: In Anguilla. Just slightly nicer than our alternate choice, the West Side Market.

I'm getting married this year and there will definitely not be any of that "Does anyone object..." crap. I'm afraid the bride would speak up.

"an accident with a tragic outcome."