Quit rubbing it in, would ya?

@bonerland: Either you are kidding or you don't know dick about basketball.

@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: What's the Talmudic ruling on the Black Hats who used to pick up the crack whores in my old neighborhood on the way home Friday afternoon?

@.threefiveseven: Yeah, c'mon, Cavs-Celts would be like watching a spider tear the wings off a fly.

Everything the man has touched has been turning into runny shit for a quite some time now.

I'm torn. Part of me enjoys seeing the Celtics lose and always will, so I like that Orlando is taking it to them. Another part of me would like them to advance so I can enjoy watching the Cavs treat them like Chris Brown treats Rihanna.

Can't both cities find some common ground in our overtly-racist baseball team names?

Norm fucking rules.

Funny, that's exactly what she says during sex. Well, after saying "Who are you and how did you get in here" first, of course.

I'm out, night all.

@toledostripper: Happy to help.

@toledostripper: No, it was WKW's first film in many years without Chris. They had a falling out on 2046, ending with Chris publicly stating that he wasted five years of his life making a meaningless movie. Darius Khondji shot MBN much in Doyle's style but WKW clearly missed his presence. Darius duplicated his…

@Yostal: Nice. My offer to collaborate on some writing stands.

@UkraineNotWeak: Not sure but you should call and ask. The bennies are well worth the cost if you travel more than once a year. I know you go to Vegas more than that and the Admirals Club at McCarren beats the hell out of the main terminal.

@toledostripper: I spent a year making "My Blueberry Nights" with him. Lots o' stories. Read the blog for all the inside dope.

@Athens_Grease: No worries, it's at: [samsplace.tumblr.com]

@Andy Hutchins: Have a great time.

@Saberhagendaaz: I'm still only making peanuts. What's really funny is that I started out trying to sell a book based on making movies. Began blogging to sell the book with no luck. Blog gets sold with an eye towards producing a television show. I always considered myself above television as I was a filmmaker.

@Andy Hutchins: You carry an Amex platinum? Gives you access to every private airport lounge, makes travel more pleasant.

@Saberhagendaaz: Wong Kar Wai story will continue for a while, just on a larger platform. Also expanding the breadth of material and exploring other media. My goal is to replace Charlie Rose when he retires.