@DM: Of course ray Allen is a racist, he's from Boston.

Because nothing says "professional" like backhanded insults and dancing to Rick Astley.

Did I miss the contest for "picture that looks most like the cover of a softcore gay porno"?

He really should have gone with the rape metaphor.

@Steve U: Exactly what A-Rod said.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: remind me never to pass out at your crib.

@ClintonPortishead: I don't care who it is, when you wake up with a woman looming over you with that gleam in her eyes it is not sexy.

@MrRedDevil: @Katni: Absolutely serious. On the surface I am quite a catch. Scratch deeper and I'm a hot mess to be avoided at all costs.

@Katni: I actually had a stalker many years ago. I woke up one day with her standing over my bed watching me sleep, she had broken into my apartment. Reality? Big turn off.

@Katni: Damn, I was hoping it was a stalker thing.

I owe my appreciation to all of you who have offered me encouragement, here is a new blog post:

@BigTenObsession: True story, and hopefully instructive for any aspiring management types out there.

@J-No: Bless your heart and keep checking in, will be back soon.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: SAG is a hot mess. At this point the studios are running out of content so they are obligated to make films. They are just now greenlighting projects despite the still unsettled SAG situation. Films are just gearing up, thus I am working in television. I'm a total snob but even I needed…

@Saberhagendaaz: Yeah mon, busting ass on a pilot for CBS called 'Back'. So-so script but it deals with 9/11 so it's taking a lot of attention. We're trying to shoot in the WTC subway station that's been closed since the day of the attack amongst other places. Thanks for reading, will have more soon. Also have a book…

@Katni: She's going to miss out on a lot of fun van rides.

Remember how you used to creep up behind your sunburnt friends and give them an open-handed slap on the back, reallly hard? Might be the last thing you do on this planet but damn would that be fun.

@J-No: You win.

Less WNBA, more boob comparing please.

At least there were no cats, laptops or apples involved.