Do you rank women? Do you take an entire specific group of women who are your colleagues and you are friends with and decide exactly how fuckable or unfuckable they are and why? Do you write down your thoughts about a whole group of women? Or do you just mention a woman you find attractive and why? Because there’s a…

He is so generic and basic it’s painful to even look at him. He’s entirely forgettable and interchangeable.

I was at a concert once, and during the intermission there was a mad rush for the men’s room. There were lines not only for the stalls, for the urinals and for the sinks, but also for a large plastic garbage can.

You seem oddly ok with the core idea - a bear - in rural Sussex. That’s more odd than a kangaroo or tiger- they’re *far* more normal in British zoos, and an escapee situation. I’ve never seen a bear in a British zoo.

Agree with everything you wrote. Politics involves unglamorous grunt work. Political progress is a lot of two steps forward, one step back, with quite a bit of compromise.

Or they’ve lived in NYC long enough to know that calling the cops wouldn’t actually be a help... I have some friends who lived in NYC recently who were telling me about how they naively called the cops when they heard someone calling for help while running down the street. The cops showed up an hour or two later, “So,…

no that’s what I meant too, that it being called bone broth is just so fucking dumb. Like I agree with you, it’s not vegetarian and it’s no different from other broth so... why does it need to be called bone broth?!?!

as a native Ohioan, i am in awe of your incredibly apt description of those type of women. seriously. everything you said to describe them is perfect…well, except for the glasses bit. Target eye centers just started rolling out in Ohio last fall, and as one who wears glasses, I decided to peruse their frame offerings.…

Cities need to separate themselves from their police departments when it comes to this shit. If the cops had to pay out of their own pension funds instead of the city footing the bill each and every time one of them decides to act like a brutish goon while claiming to feel threatened then maybe they would clean their…

I know, right? I mean, it’s not Woody Allen we’re talking about here.

Looking forward to the Genital Election.

Wendwigo?