He’d get high put on Kendrick’s “DAMN” and say the n-word really loud and giggle because “I can say it when it’s a lyric in a song!”

I’m not sure it’s “think” inasmuch as “hope” extended to “springs eternal.”

If it ever turned out that denying gravity exists could somehow increase profits for the fossil fuel industry, Republicans would be screaming about the “great gravity hoax” faster than you could say Issac Newton.

Well, not telling the building owner what she was planning on painting was certainly a dick move...

every time I see an Ivanka Trump logo slashed through and on the mega-clearance section at Marshalls, my grinchy little heart grows three sizes.

I’d say he’s looking really good. Around 2016 he was over 400 pounds...by 2017 he’d lost over 100; and he’s still going.

I presume you mean king rather than prince, but yes, you’re right, that’s exactly what he’d do. He’s the annoying kid you didn’t invite to your birthday party in primary school, who would make a point of saying they “wouldn’t want to come to your stupid party anyway”

“Poochie saved us all by returning to his home planet.”

Look, if there’s any silver lining at all to this disgusting victory lap, it’s that once people wise up at how totally and completely the Republican tax bill has fucked us all, it’ll be next to impossible for Ryan to weasel his way out of taking the brunt of the blame.

I know this isn’t the case, but I bet he thinks since Obama only nominated “qualified” judges...

Everybody is good at something!

Man.

“What if they’re not true?”

I agree - I have to be honest, I actually thought “who gives a fuck?” to myself as I read. Someone’s degrees or job should have zero impact on whether or not they are treated with basic decency - this site above all should get that.

She is. He upgraded her seat so she would be seated next to him in first casls, and she reacted to his groping by running to the back of the plane. That’s fairly memorable even to a serial harasser.

Not me. This is a terrible move. president Dotard is a chaos engine he’s doing everything to destroy the very fabric of global cooperation and (relative) peace.

spare me the “indiana is all hicks and corn and terrible people” jokes. it’s fucking annoying. indianapolis is pretty progressive and there’s a lot happening to fight against drumpf and pence all around indiana. there are terrible people in every state.

How easy to say, when it’s Billy Bush’s career at stake and not yours.

“Dallas-Fort Worth International—the country’s largest hub”

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.