I’m wondering why some volunteers nearby don’t stand out in front of their storefront with a big sign that says “Not Planned Parenthood, that is across the street. This is not a doctor’s office, it is Pro Forced Birth agenda driven.”. The way those fuckwads picket Planned Parenthood. And do it by standing as…

In a piece about Iggy’s career evolution, songwriter Verse Simmonds told Jezebel ...

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Yep. All the super-devout Christians I know avoid me like the plague, because they’ve realized I know more about their book than they do.

OK. Ivanka is daddy’s little whore who’s he’s been furiously pimping ever since he first began noticing her developing teen body. Take away her last name and extensive surgery and she’s merely an average everyday woman with no particularly outstanding characteristics whatsoever.

Why should they? That was a legitimate news story.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

ffs unless you are growing and/or stealing your own food, and marking and/or bartering for the rest of literally anything you possess, shut up already.

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

Whatever his legacy is to be, this part of it should be remembered.

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early…

But at least you got some cocaine or heroin with your $ sometimes. Would the random bottle of elixir either kill you or have no effect? Who could tell, but it made it exciting.

Dolly has established a reading program for children, is an LGBT ally, and did so much to help east Tennessee after the fires. So, siddown.

Not so much but what’re you going to do. Also, it’s my sincerest wish to some day randomly come upon Dolly and her husband at a rest stop on one of their driving trips where she goes without wigs and make-up. She claims to be unrecognizable but I would ID her by her heavenly glow.

When you hunt and eat squirrels, you have access to squirrel blood. She may not have done the hunting but I wouldn’t be surprised. My father took me squirrel hunting when I was six. (I was an abyssmal failure and, once he pointed the gun, preparing to shoot, I realized what was happening and thought, “Bambi’s Mama!?!”…

In a small household with one bathroom, the moms notice.

Can we also talk about the fact that a lot of people were more interested in the chorus of that one song than the actual verses? Like, sure, there are definitely specific parts of her verses that I sing and get a little hype on, but what I’m mostly singing along with is... “I’m so fancy / you already know....”

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Eh, marrying for money is fine. But at some point you have to take responsibility for who you marry. Its clear that Melania, by sticking with Trump, loves money more than morality, ethics, or her adoptive country.