Yeah, because that’s definitely what the GOP did when Obama was in office.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

He recognises Trump is a problem. But, as an aside, he’s pointing out that this question isn’t directly relevant to him, and that’s true. Lots of American celebs live and work part of the time in the UK — wouldn’t it seem bizarre if a British paper asked them what action they were going to take against the government?…

I’m beginning to think Satan is taking notes on staff selection from this Presidency.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

I get what you’re saying, but there is a lot of nuance you are missing. There are lots of people in the US who are poor by pretty much any measure, despite owning the house they live in. I’m from a rural area. My home county has about 3,000 residents - the poverty rate hovers around 25%, and 85% of families own their…

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

The narrative of “Abortion is bad, because my mom could have had an abortion but she didn’t and so I exist!” is terrible enough without being like “See, good things can come out of rape!” while pointing at your own self.

At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

It is like the Hunger Games to me, except instead of watching the fighters die immediately, we get to watch them slowly die of dementia, Parkinson’s or other neurological disorders over decades. I don’t watch boxing or the NFL for the same reasons. It feels exploitative and gross.

Just came here to say that UFC is stupid.