Watching only Fox News (or more fraudulent), avoiding going to any place that doesn’t affirm their beliefs, etc. Big old bubble the shape of a gerrymandered congressional district.

Modern conservative “Christians” think Jesus was a pansy, not a role model.

Well, intelligent people know that. But people like the video moron think of China as being “communist” (never was and barely even tried to be), and think of “communism” as the home of “woke.”

I mean, it is America’s Heartland, where they (will someday) make good-old American products like this (if it shows up correctly... stupid Kinja):

Seriously, nerds aren’t even allowed to be earnestly excited about anything without adding a gigantic dose of self-hatred. What the fuck? We never get to just... enjoy being nerds. We fucking have to treat ourselves like we deserve to be stuffed into lockers and atomic wedgied before we get to have even a little bit…

Well, at least a Mirai proved good for SOMETHING...

Unfortunately for me, people tend not to believe me about many things... until I start lying.

But, as I recently learned, G/O no longer owns Gizmodo. Soon, I doubt G/O will even still exist. Just sell it all, one site at a time.

Which collab with Edgar Wright is it? Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz or The World’s End?

Well, not Switch Online. That one doesn’t give you a few games a month, just the classic console libraries. Maybe a few discounts or game trials on occasion. Online multiplayer. Cloud saves. Very specific DLC, which I guess is slightly like PS+ and Xbox Live Gold (now defunct in favor of Game Pass Core).

“But it was the Democrats that did slavery!” Yeah, 1860s Democrats that would have switched to the Republicans in the 1960s after the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

The exhaust, obviously.

And then Heyawake for good measure.

He wasn’t high enough on something illicit and actually-dangerous.

Or Donald Trump, or Phil Spencer, or...... 

The police union. A.K.A. The only kind of labor union that should be illegal.

“Deadspin should stick to sports.” That’s what you sound like. Like motherfucking Spanfeller and Maidment.

Generally, in the EU, you get both protective laws and a union. And also it’s the union that gets them the protective laws.

That, folks, is why ya need a union.