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does not compute.

He's a beauty. One of the very nicest-looking breeds, in my opinion.

I'm a fan of large dogs in general but large puppies are the absolute best. Nothing like a 65 pound 9 month old who still think he's tiny. I think that kind of goofy chaos is good for humans.

I feel like he's going, "You know I hate waiting in the car, so I'm going to do this until you come back. It's time to goooooooo!"

Berners are the sweetest, goofiest dogs ever. I don't know if all of them are as dumb as mine but he has a heart of gold!

For 13 glorious seconds, there was nothing but pure joy in my heart. Because dog.

Me, 5th or 6th grade, the idiots called me Bongo Lips...

Sure, but I just don't think that is the best example - but the curves one is: the booty is something there's a huge double standard for. White people are all about the booty now...on white people. As for tanning, it's well-documented that it has everything to do with class associations. It's actually pretty

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If you've got thin or unevenly-shaped lips, this sane, sensible tutorial by Lisa Eldridge may be useful. I've got fairly full lips, but her advice on making them look well-shaped is excellent. Plus, she's just lovely and buoyant and she'll make you feel good about yourself.

I saw an interview with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hate supermodel interviews because it makes me a little bitter that while I'm really lucky in the lottery of life, some people are like so lucky it's as if God, Thor and Muhammad decided to bestow everything good upon those people and see what happens. Like Gigi

If it helps, my father once looked at me over the dinner table when I was thirteen and said - entirely politely and trying to be "helpful" - that we could probably afford a nose job for me.

You shouldn't have to apologize for having so much reason to be riled up.

I apologize. The last sentence sounds very aggro. I tried to fix it so I was clear that it was my past tormentors, not YOU you wanting to change lips, but I was too late. This topic gets me a bit riled up.

I was made fun of about my lips so much growing up that I cried CRIED in 7th grade when a weird girl came over to me (apropos of nothing) and said my lips were cool because they weren't full of lines. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!? But I was so excited not to hear a slur about my lips I cried happy, relieved tears.

Madeline Davies replied to me?! Even thought I'm in the grays?!

Wow! Wang? I haven't heard that word used since I was in my teens. Thanks for the revival, BJ ... brings back some fun but awkward memories.

She's like bootleg / budget Jane Birkin. Jane Birkin was WAAAYYYYYYY prettier and had way better style than Dakota Johnson. I'm not saying Dakota is not pretty, she's very cute. But she is NOT THIS...
(I mean, they basically have a similar haircut and eye color. That's all I get from it.)

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

You're welcome! It's pure gossip and I'm reporting it completely irresponsibly. If you repeat it and anyone asks, you should probably not tell them it came from a stranger named "Boobs McGee."