Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

So, is a Nyquil sundae ok?

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

Screw the dealer mark up. Ill just keep my eyes open for a front clip and sales on bleach. Some 17yo with a rich mommy and daddy will kill themselves in one. Hopefully nothing a little scrubbing and wrenching won’t fix.

LeBron joining Miami with Wade and Bosh was an experiment to challenge the recent dominance of Boston and the Lakers. It could be seen as an effort to restore competitive balance.

Because he joined Garnett, Pierce, and Allen in Boston? I missed that.

Used to be that cars did not have the complexity and electronics that they have today and that you could reasonably fix these sorts of problems by sending money to a mail order speed parts company.

I don’t hate many things, but I truly hate this Kinja format. I click an article to read that article and when I scroll down to the comments I’m immediately met with another one and it looks like I haven’t left the front page and it’s all convoluted and the never-ending scrolling is annoying.

Actually that seems reasonable to me. Limiting sex to just one person in the office and that it can’t be someone you report to or who reports to you is actually very logical and reasonable.

than a guy who once was a few botched playcalls away from winning the Super Bowl

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Too little too late, you get one chance to release a proper game.

But the EMALS!

We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.

No offense to teh oldz, but WHAT THE FUCK WAS AN 87-YEAR-OLD DOING BEHIND THE WHEEL???

did you mean to use the phase “in spades”?

ever tried to uninstall it? Had to use revouninstaller to uninstall it as well as messing up chrome, firefox and (the dreaded) IE.