I feel like you’ve put too much thought into this.

Probably easier than being a tall one.

Waffle house has a more enticing product than Tesla and offers better service.

What’s it like being a short pedo?

2nd Gear: Hang on, you’re telling me there are issues of racism at the company run by a trust fund kid whose family got all of their money by exploiting labor issues in Apartheid era South Africa?

The Mini from Bourne Identity. That thing took a beating!

Raised? No. Donated sperm, yes! 

Sorry, it’s he has six that we know of. He’s an Old Etonian Tory, so there’s probably a good two or three more that have yet to realise why they have shit blond hair and a huge jowl.

I’d estimate about 20 percent of the pickups I see in my neighborhood are actually used for work so this checks out. 

Ah, so you’re a Whedon-apologist... Fucking disgusting!

Emma Stone

Scarlett Johansson

Rae Dawn Chong’s 1964 Sunbeam Alpine from Commando

The Volga taxi from the Bourne Supremacy. 14-speed gear shifts in F&F got nothing on the number of licks this sumbich took while still maintaining forward momentum. And it beat a G-wagen. Solid work.

As weird as it sounds it’s probably because Senna died while racing.

Being Child-Free ;) 

Condoms.

Canada had a hero, Dr. Henry Morgentaler, who performed abortions when it was illegal because he was a humanist and felt it was part of his duties as a doctor. He was repeatedly charged criminally in the 1970s and the juries acquitted him. He’d survived concentration camps and wasn’t going to let a bit of jail scare…

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

Wrapper does not matter and should not be included in the rankings. Even little kids don’t care about the wrapper.