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Marty McFly approved 

Now THERE'S a Beebo...

This ad campaign attracted zero young people, but everyone's grandmother bought one.

You wanna get your a$$ kicked? Because this is how you get your a$$ kicked.

We need a host we can see.

JFC can’t we just hire Aaron Rogers (because dude really seems to want this job AND to stop playing football to preserve what few brain cells he has left) and Levar Burton (because of all the people he seemed the most genuinely delighted to be doing it)?  

They might as well give Alfred Yankovic a try at hosting.  He doesn’t have that many closet skeletons except for the music artists that don’t like him and don’t want him parodying their songs.

Reminder that a person can have a doctorate and possibly be quite knowledgable in the field and not be smart in other ways

Medical doctors who are also anti-vaxxers are some of the most infuriating people on the planet.

At this point I’m afraid that we’ll find out Jennings has a shrine to Hitler in his basement.

Sweet Jesus she’s a whole grab bag of awful!

I’m a crybaby who’s been whining about the same fuckin’ thing for 25+ years now, but everything’s too big - and for the last ~15 years, they’re also way too powerful.

You’re almost right. It also excels at allowing you to PRETEND that you run trails, which is the reason most people buy them.

Until the Bronco, the Wrangler had near zero competition. 

Now, I’m not talking about it’s offroad prowess which stands for itself -- and is often how the press tests it as well. Reality is people pay stupid amounts of money for something they will never take offroad, just for looks. 

Too costly for us regulars, not rusty enough for David Tracy, ND all around.

Marvel Studios couldn’t be bothered making its own versions of Green Goblin & Dr. Ocotpus so it just used Raimi’s for a watered down Into The Spider-Verse.

The guy in the truck deserves to get strung up by the balls.

Well it serves him right for stealing Dev Patel’s horse, cursing Colin Farrell’s children with a supernatural disease, and fighting with Cillian Murphy during a perilous maritime rescue operation. 

Can confirm, I was just in this neighborhood of Galway right before Covid hit - it’s cute, expensive, and touristy. This would be like getting mugged in, I dunno, Nantucket or Martha’s Vineyard.