Wouldn't it be grosser if it wasn't?

Talking about swabbed by explosive. I was frequently stopped for more inspection of my backpack at security check. Once in Paris, I finally asked what created this addition search. I use to carry Mars bar in it (I have issue with dropped sugar). They told me it has the same density as C4. For then on, I carry my Mars…

Ask for an oil check - risk getting a prostate exam.

It was my first trip to Canada back in my early 20's. My then live in girlfriend, now wife of over 20 years, were pulling up to the border to the drive up window. I had both our passports in my hand. I pulled up and rolled down the window and saw this STUNNINGLY Gorgeous Canadian Border Agent. She was so unexpectedly…

Traveling to Greece (Athens). Before leaving I had my long hair and mustache cut, and week before I dropped my eyeglasses for contact lenses. Passport didn’t reflect that, of course. Once landed in Athens, we were greeted with the militia with automatic machine guns (being a Canadian, never saw a machine gun in my…

I’m not gonna write out the whole thing, but I will say that (even pre-9/11) it’s not a great idea to ask Canadian border guards to check your oil when they are looking under the hood of your car for contraband. They find it less funny than they should. 

Not embarassing, but I spent the night in no-man’s-land hoping there was no guerilla attack that night...

Yeah I’ll knock it as well. It’s indefensibly stupid.

It’s that woo-WOO.  Then you got the woooWOOOOOOOO!

Especially the bro.

I’ll knock it. Those people have Munchausen by proxy, but are harming a car for attention instead of a child.

Basically anything attached to a brodozer

I have legit seen this before during a pre-pandemic morning commute, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Nothing.

This is very well documented. There were trade routes over the Saharan desert for centuries (Cathage, to the Arabs, to the Moors). Egyptians tombs have lots of artifacts that came from modern Ethiopia and Somalia, etc. 

This was in jolly old England, mate. I think you meant calibre. 

Wow. I’m just glad the bus driver is okay. That could have been much worse.

This... was a catastrophically bad career decision (she got her pay-or-play so maybe not that bad, but no one casts you for the roles you didn’t play). Based on silliness. Madonna’s role was pretty small. It’s not cameo-small, and she was definitely part of the draw for the film given that she was like the biggest pop…

And it doesn’t pretend to be an SUV.

It suddenly occurs to me that Paul F Tompkins should’ve gotten a guest host shot at it. He’s even got the mustache!