I suggest a Kickstarter. By which I mean we should start kicking Morrisey and never stop.

Did he participate in a beauty pageant when he was 19 or something?

As a great admirer of the Smiths and his early solo work, I take no pleasure in saying that yes, Morrissey has demonstrated time and again that he is a racist prick and he deserves to be shunned. Unlike Ellie Kemper, you hacks.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

Black don’t crack.

“You did it, didn’t you, Armie?” I said. His grip on the gat didn’t waver. “You took the dizzy dame from Teller’s clip joint, slipped her a ten sawbucks and took her back to your wikiup.”

I have mentioned this before and I will keep mentioning it; I, unbeknownst to me once tried to pay for some Altoids with a fake twenty.

Paddington 2 is humankind’s crowning achievement. 

Please. Toy Story 2 is good, but Paddington 2 is better. 

I hope Carl B posted his Jan 6th tourism pics on facebook

I wish service workers had a "stand your ground" equivalent. I'd be fine with tossing this trash out of the cabin.

They should be put on the no fly list.

a third that creates death certificate and burial requirements for both miscarriages and abortions

Well, let’s keep it local to Georgia and construct a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue of William Tecumseh Sherman, above the Braves stadium, teabagging it and all its occupants.  It’d just be some friendly historical education, ya know?  

During the Revolution, a statue of King George III was torn down and melted into bullets.

As a Canadian and a basketball fan, Nav is one of the greatest people you could ever learn about. Such a wholesome dude.

Cosplaying a version of the West that existed nowhere outside a John Wayne movie.

Make sure the punisher sticker is has a thin blue stripe on it to indicate you’re both compensating for something AND a fascist who can’t understand a comic book.

5hp that can tow a 2 ton trailer...and sex cults...sign me up!

I like it, but how can I use it to show I’m extremely insecure in my masculinity?