It ain’t worth keeping unless it was Jon Voight’s LeBaron.

Ramos essentially got “Swatted”, I’d want to know why the 911 caller wanted this guy dead.

Exactly. In the setting of an international tournament or qualifier/exhibition match between national teams, the national anthem is more appropriate.

What does the national anthem have to do at all with professional sports?

“Why won’t you tell me anything? What’d I do wrong?” The karmic retribution for my early complaints about Mike is that he now breaks my heart week after week.

Are the lockets meant to open some sinister thing for him?

Seems to me that people in that first group don’t know what the fuck fascism is and should try reading a goddamned book for once in their adult life. Okay, okay, something other than Mein Kempf.

I’m definitely not saying racists and Nazis will be gone, just look at history: every major depression pushes everything way to the left

Instead of the painting of Honecker and Brezhnev kissing, it can be Trump and Putin.

It’s a shame because Montreal is always one of the better races on the calendar, but cancelling these races is the right call given the utter shitshows going down south of Canada.

1) The only part of the future United States that Columbus touched was Puerto Rico, a territory that most Americans seem to forget is also America.

Neutral: More cheap electric options?

Their dark chocolate with peppermint is absolutely delicious.

Dark chocolate with almond and orange, or the dark chocolate with peppermint.  So good.

It may screw up the launch but it has deep pockets to figure it out. Much deeper than Tesla.

Excellent! I figured HBO’s Perry Mason being labelled a ‘miniseries’ was just a temporary thing, that they were waiting to see if it were a hit before committing to something bigger.

Meaning, of course, there would be a new mystery and we probably won’t be seeing Tatiana Maslaney in any new season.

Dear Jalopnik, please always use that picture of Musk, or the one of him smoking dope, for every Tesla article. Forever.

Boring sells.

Offer to trade Sacoolas for Prince Andrew.