“Hello, officer, I’m calling because I just bought a car from a local auction and I found seventee..... ummm fiftee...ummm three bricks of cocaine in a hidden compartment inside the car.”

They’ve taken Hawaiian shirts now too? What will they appropriate next? Margaritas and Jimmy Buffet?

I tend to think Prime wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes in the Mirror Universe, but I’d still like to see him return somehow because I liked Jason Isaacs as Lorca pretty much right up until he revealed himself as Mirror Asshole Lorca.

I’ve been patiently waiting for this video since the unboxing, and it was well worth the wait. I was half-expecting you guys to get stuck on that hill and need Tracy and/or Otto to get out and push.

We really need to pool our resources and buy/rent a cargo vessel to transport all our foreign market dream cars. 

What a cunt.

I take it you didn’t like the nearly decade-long slow unveiling of the Acura NSX?

Easy peasy NP. $2500 for a decent winter beater or outdoorsy vehicle. I hate those interiors, but this is prime “fuck it” money territory and a shabby 90's Chevy interior isn’t an issue. 

“Sorry, Mr. Trump, we can’t talk right now.  I’m expecting a call from Obama any minute.”

Torch recreating that Tesla “off-roading” video?

Of course, production-grade materials mean that it’s not quite as fancy in here as was the concept, but this blue velour and color-matched vinyl cabin is remarkably tidy and lightly-worn for its age.

Could you just say “This call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes”?

There’s a difference in the driver’s intent, and that’s about it.

Don’t know why these folks don’t record the phone conversation, if only as proof for later on when Trump inevitably shits on them on Twitter.

al-Qaeda pretty clearly won when that one guy with a bomb in his shoes made it so we all have to take our shoes off at the airport. Fuck that guy.

“I’m 31 years old!”

It’s Voyager, they would have found a way to make such a season just terrible.

Ferrari is unhappy as it is losing to Mercedes and Red Bull, but change the rules and create opportunities for smaller privateer teams to embarrass them too? Never!

Mission Winnow...

It makes you wonder how cheap cars could be sold for here if there were no regulatory requirements at all.