Torch is like a kid opening presents on Christmas morning. This is better than watching David risk tetanus while wrenching on one of his lawn art wrecks.

Out of curiosity, to where do you think you’ll go? What are most people’s ideal destination for relocation?

The Hague?  There's always the Romanian approach.

Easy. Import one these.  Ideally a cheap, rust-free one.

who refused to put her dog on a leash in an area in Central Park where he said leashes are required.

But it’s a funky song

Neutral: I see a lot of people not wearing masks here in Ontario, maybe ~50% not wearing masks. I don’t know if that’s due to a lack of masks, inability to make their own, or what, but at least the vast majority of people are keeping a good distance from one another. The few who aren’t distancing are getting a lot of…

Every single Canadian has at least once thought about swinging a canoe paddle at a goose. They’re genuinely awful birds.

3rd Gear: If it’s like any other visit from the corporate execs, management will make sure everyone is following the rules and showing just how well they’re following safety guidelines, but the next day when the suits are gone it’ll be back to “shut up about safety and get back to work!”

There’s not a single fiber of my being that believes he’s actually taking it. People dying is an acceptable loss when it comes to his approach on making money.

And the most noble and versatile minivan.

Wholeheartedly agree, but just one thing: Germany only started one World War (the second one). They get blamed for the first because they wound up doing all the heavy lifting on their side, but they got there the same as Russia, France and Austria-Hungary as part of that race to mobilize and fuck the other side before…

Villeneuve had some talent, as all F1 drivers do, but he joined Williams at the absolute perfect time, and it’s his post-Williams career that is pretty rough to look at.

Fuck. Yes.

Neutral: Fully nationalized? None.

... but reality is that the direction we’re heading in, where more people have more guns, more extreme viewpoints, and more tolerance for that kind of display, is not a good one.

Barring finding another F1 seat, I kinda hope Seb races a bunch of different series. Maybe race a season or two in Formula E, try IndyCar, race Le Mans, give DTM/Super GT a whirl.

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?