Famous or anonymous. Rich or poor. Black people all have one thing in common: violence.

We need a think piece on the racial implications NOW

Tom Ley is salivating at this story and would have loved to harvest a load from A-Rod. For journalism’s sake though. Totally straight guy!

Fucking Brits costing me about a zillion dollars this week. Fuck you and your fucking Brexit. I hope Wayne Rooney gets hit by a train.

Just post what percent of the population instead of saying crime. They’re synonymous.

Tom Ley would love a chance to play with Joe Girardi.

Deadspin has a clap where two staffers clap their hands together in Tom Ley’s capacious anus. Totally straight though. Just for journalism.