“You do NOT DESERVE my fluffypanted adorability, you monster. UNHAND ME AT ONCE.”

I’m not a Beyonce music person, but I do like Beyonce the person and icon.

i thought so too, until i learned that the correct way to eat string cheese is actually wrapped in wonton skins and deep fried.

Season liberally with Netflix and regret. Makes a hell of an entree.

Oh forgottenfish, some of them rednecks can cook better than any must dress up restaurants.

It’s a cookie that’s basically just sugar, flour, and butter. It’s usually cut into shapes and decorated for Christmas.

What’s the most expensive piece of equipment in your kitchen? Has it made your life better? I broke down and bought a Vitamix earlier this year (damn you QVC!) And predictably, I have not used it even one time. So no, I guess it has not yet made my life any better.

I’m bothered that people get free services if they allow treatment of their medical conditions to be used on social media. That’s at LEAST bordering on coercion for people who desperately want and need treatment but couldn’t otherwise afford it.

Interesting article in the Washington Post about the British Royal Family’s mixed-race antecedents. Meghan has a legacy from which to draw as well.

Excellent point as to the reverberations this has on actual health issues.

Yea, that sounds like a massive pile of horseshit to me. Either that or, without a hard, contract enforced, deadline, Soule gets distracted by some stupid shit.

Your dad used to tell you to not criticize Tammy Wynette because you were not, in fact, Tammy Wynette? Isn’t that really more his fault than yours?

I’m baffled as to why some cheeses mold so rapidly, in spite of careful handling (or lack of handling, in actuality).

Have you ever composed a symphony, punk? Well, have you!? Sorry, that bit made me laugh. It’s such flawed passive aggressive “logic”. Like saying a thing sucks is only valid if you also make said things. But I get it. I mean, look how delayed Mozart’s stuff always was because he had to wait years for the new…

Not that I know of. I was referring to the fact that they could have mined it for shorts.

I think she’s very trying.

Sure, Jan. Well, if the kid just wanted to see if authorities would be able to catch someone who was radicalized and about to become an attack, the answer was a resounding ”yes”. I admire his commitment to his experiment by making himself the guinea pig *eye rolls into skull*

Depends on how much you thought she was trying before.

strike the infidels who oppose Allah in the neck