Hey, hey, hey. You don’t have to convince me that Ottawa sucks.

I presume this is a troll account? Frozen doesn’t have anything to do with the US. 

Oh geez, people. Space was never the issue! It was buoyancy! Why is the size of the door still an issue? There’s plenty of room on lots of stuff that floats, but it doesn’t mean it will hold two full-grown adults.

I never understood why people insist on picking apart the size of the door and arguing that Jack could have fit on it. Lots of people die in movies and they never get the post-mortem, as it were, the way Jack’s death did. Lots of things in movies are beyond belief. Why can’t people just throw this one in the pile with…

...he’s sick and tired of answering questions about Titanic—arguably the best movie he’s made in his entire career.

I’d go one step further and say these could be the normal opinions of certain white people after living around certain other white people too long.

“Six sniper bullets and we can have a mixed race monarchy within a generation.”

Harry is the Queen’s favorite, plus he’ll drop a spot in the lineup once William and Kate’s third kid is born in April, at which point Harry won’t need official permission. Better to just save the drama and give her blessing now. (I think Liz is out of fucks for trivial shit at this point - Harry’s choice of partner…

Nice to see scum like this go down for life (can someone explain to me why the US has that weird system of hundreds of years sentences?) but my god did the rest of them get off with nothing. “Contributing to delinquency of a minor” and effectively getting away with no punishment for using drugs to pimp out children…

First of all, I never said “with no consequence”. You are being argumentative for no reason at all.

It’s too strong and potent. You can wash off the smell if horses and cows with a shower and a change of clothes. If you’ve been around goats, or around something that’s been around goats, you have to sanitize everything several times and the smell STILL lingers

Goats stink though. And I say this as a person who abhorrs synthetic scents, love the smell of nature and animals and think the smell of a horse who’s been grazing in a sunny field all day is the best smell in the world

It totally is! Goats a so much fun to work. It was kind of happenstance that we got to work them, since I was mainly going for sheep, where he has experience. He was really tenative with the sheep ( new environment) so we thought ‘let’s try goats!’ and it brought out a totally different dog.

Psst; we’re trying to drum up new commenters for a kinja blog called GroupThink that used to be the Jezebel commenter blog. It’s like an extended Saturday Night Social, with no paid commenters. It’s a nice inclusive community where new commenters get ungreyed more quickly than Jez. Check us out, maybe lurk for a bit,…

No, sometimes people know. Maybe you didn’t. That’s cool. It doesn’t invalidate anyone else’s experience and reasons, though, so the “oh you’ll change your mind!” routine is um, unhelpful?

I’d posted on a Saturday night social months ago about my husband treating me poorly, and a number of commenters guessed he was having an affair. Recently, I found a treasure trove of evidence of multiple infidelities going back years. I calmly collected copies for myself and my lawyer and moved out the following…

I’m in Canada where it used to not be a thing, but now it is. Not the madness that it is in the US, though.

Canadian old. No, I do not care, and I wish they’d stop trying to make it a thing here. We already have Boxing Day.

I would if I wasn’t a poor student. Online shopping in class today would’ve cost me: $500 in clothes, $1000 in furniture, and $250 for home decor...plus $250 for a fancy dog bed (memory foam, bolstered, AND velvet) for my pup.