Well, at least there is two and two only?

Yes.

The correct way to eat string cheese is coated in breadcrumbs and deepfried, so the correct place to store it is the freezer.(So I’m told.)

Is that why my grocery store cheddar will often hate me after a week?

Ottawa: It means well!

I’m sure you are. It is possible that everywhere seems fun to me that isn’t Ottawa.

I love(d) The Three Caballero. Is there a cameo appearance in Coco?

Toronto’s got lots of fun things to do. It’s Ottawa you want to avoid.

I see what you did there. Congrats!

Had a goat as a kid, because my aunt got him from a bar patron at her work. Can confirm.

Dedicated hiking buddies are the best!

Hey thanks!

There is a bot on Reddit that will give a picture of a cat if you type “I’m Sad”. That’s all I’ve got, because you are in a terrible situation and your ex sucks.

TIL recreational goat herding is a thing.

Well, you dodged a bullet there.

I have no idea about the climate of the Hudson Valley, but the winters where I live can be rough, so!

Nothing I was supposed to, that’s for sure.

A friend of mine has observed that Americans have a tendency to fetishize their high profile criminals, in a way that other countries don’t. I can’t say I get it either.

The texture of mushrooms makes me gag. It isn’t childish to decline food you don’t like.

Ugh, I hate that. Sorry your brother sucks.