So, spiced apple cider? Pumpkin spice usually just means pumpkin pie spice-there is no actual pumpkin, usually.

Also me.

I’m not even sure how those clauses are supposed to connect.

She has regular legs. Only the house has chicken legs.

Yeah, I know a woman who was dating a dude who poked a hole in the condom because a baby would make all their relationship issues go away!

I like the lady in plaid. There is a level of “Oh honey, no.” to her expression.

Sleep with multiple beautiful women without commitment, or sleeping with Dicaprio without commitment? Or, I suppose, both?

Oh, so it’s about the same here. I guess just the craft stuff is cheaper- a six pack of Innis and Gunn will set you back about 15$, for the bottles, and that’s the average for most stuff.

6.50$..for Coors. Is that a single can, or a 6 pack?

Yeah..I don’t really get it. Buddy gets laid, women get to sleep with DiCaprio, knowing he won’t expect anything else; as long as everyone involved is having a good time, it’s not a bad thing.

I feel you got a little screwed on craft beer. Where I’m at, it’s rarely more than 7$-and that’s with PST. 9$, if I’m feeling fancy. They also tend to make some very good beers.

That is the sound of my husband bursting into frustrated tears, as I again buy another kitchen thing.

I will admit I blinked at that, then looked for context-like the journalist asked him to, or something. Nope, just presumably drunk. Which is no excuse, certainly. I’ll admit I was more horrified at the pulling of the gun. Or the quote about it being better to buy a gun and “take it into your own hands” rather than…

I feel if you’re going to interview Marilyn Manson, you should be prepared for an experience, if nothing else.

I wonder if it’s a location thing. Most of the gay men I know all want a boyfriend/dog/home with potted plants or whatever. The whole concept of gay men being more promiscuous than others just seemed like a pop culture thing, like TV high schools.

“Real fan” syndrome is toxic. If you love something, why wouldn’t you want other people to love it too?*

There are women in combat in other countries. Canada has allowed women in combat since the 1990s, and we’ve had female officers in command since then. They seem to be doing fine...I don’t know why America just got around to it.

Why would you fight for someone, particularly if they suck?

My blessed mother in law makes a point to try and cull a part of the house every month or so. If she uses it, or it has sentimental value, she keeps it. She intends to go a bit more hardcore once she’s done renos and is preparing to sell.

Thanks for the advice! I really appreciate it-I think I might learn to say “Help, I’m a stupid lost tourist” in German and hope the stereotypes are true.