I think Bieber needs to come back, put his head on straight, and raise champion begonias.

I hope this doesn’t come out weird, but you have really nice teeth. I am extremely envious. What is your secret?

That is true!

What they haven’t told you is that’s a set, the dog isn’t real, and Kelly was photoshopped in. I can tell, because I’ve pet a lot of dogs.

The baby koi/daddy koi thing is friggen adorable.

I read something somewhere that heavily tattooed people go through stages.

Air Canada out of Montreal to Adria to Ljubjlana. I assume the same rules apply for Canadian passports as American, though.

It depends on the derivation. “Octopus” is derived from the Greek, so the correct plural is “octopuses”. “Goose” and “geese” come from Old English, and were a part of the English language long before the Algonquians introduced “Mos” and “Moos” to our vocabulary.

Oh hon, I’m sorry.

I have to go through security again? Oh dear. I guess I will just make sure to not dawdle.

They are “just kids”-terrible, badly raised kids. But that doesn’t mean you’re wrong.

I give it a pass too. Not everyone has a million friends on FB-I think a lot of us keep it to those they know and hang out with. It seems more like a “Hey ya’ll, my relative died, so if I’m all distant and weird that’s why” than posturing to me. And it’s easier than telling everyone individually/

Have you gone through Frankfurt recently? Is it as large as it looks? I am traveling internationally for the first time, had my flights booked for me so I have no control on timing. The fact that both flights are out of terminal 1 scares me a little.

It doesn’t say they’re illegal.

totemic matriarchal ancestress

That just sounds so unnecessary.

You lost respect for someone who..didn’t like a movie?

Indeed. Like damn lady, if it isn’t your best friend or immediate family, just chill. Sure it’s a little rude, but so is Facebook stalking.

. I use it more than I should, because it isn’t as bad here as it is in other places. Like a bitch equivalent. But if I wouldn’t say “bitch” in that context (I.E someone’s grandparents or parents) I won’t say “cunt” either. And I am just as quick to call myself one as anyone else, so.

This is a pretty catchy song.