Hi, I’m not Sarah McLachlan.

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

They were my aunt’s favorite order*! I got soooo many cards during finals in college telling me they were praying on my behalf.

It’s SO BAD, isn’t it...

I don’t know how universal these are, but a few tips/tricks/whatever that have helped me:

That was an amazing thing to do. You deserve the most relaxing weekend ever.

I love Bernie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, but she can, so she should if that’s what she wants.

There are things in this world more important than making money, especially when you are already a millionaire; like self-respect and standing up for yourself. I didn’t really care for her music, but Ke$ha has definitely earned my respect.

Yeah why don’t more people hang out with their rapists to do their jobs? The nerve.

If she’s got a carton of Pal Malls anywhere or a designated pair of “black tie” cowboy boots we’re too late.

I am suddenly kind of hopeful that someone will in fact shout, “Quick, guess my natal gender!” at me the next I use the bathroom. That would certainly liven up my day.

*small voice* I have the same issue with the song “Brown Sugar” by the Stones. Why does it have to be so fucking catchy when it’s so racist, misogynistic, and hateful?

There’s so much bro happening in that picture my tea just turned into a Monster energy drink.

You're the normal one.

I’m 29 (and a half!) and still have acne. My main thing with controlling it is to use unscented laundry soap and NO fabric softener, as both these things trigger my skin to freak the fuck out. I had some success with lasers and intense pulsed light, but it wasn’t 100%. Lots of people say that cutting out dairy helped…

You don't actually know what "transcribe" means, do you?

I feel like another thing holding Jcrew back is that it still hugely ignores their black demographic. They do have an occasional black model but they’re never on the cover of their catalogue. ( the mailman mysteriously keeps giving me the jcrew monthly catalogue). Sticking with a majority of white models to me makes…

Was in a 10 year relationship. So much easier when it ended that we were not married. I took everything I had ever paid for and donated it all to goodwill. Except for my clothes and shoes. I donated anything he had ever given me. No one in my friends or social circles had been in a relationship that long except for a…