Every photo of Paxton Lynch looks like a mug shot after a college kegger. I see photos of him and expect to read the phrase “charges dropped.”

Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

Let’s take football games played by teenagers a little more seriously.

More like “Dick ‘n Ball State” amirite?!?!?

Perfectly encapsulating the 90's kid experience.

Seriously though, good for him.

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

GOB’s not on board.

Bees?!

It’s not dumb.

Geert the fuck out of here.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

True story. During the Cubs 2005 season I went to ‘Stanleys’ on a Sunday night in Chicago. They have live band Karaoke and it gets pretty crazy. I walked into the bathroom and peed next to Greg Maddux. Then walked out and stood next to the jukebox and peanut barrel. Suddenly a completely naked man was running up the…

Eat Arby’s.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

I'm not pretending.