.....you can't go to a shop and buy an M16....

....because it's a terrible place in general.

I hope it never comes to that with this car. *knocks on wood*

Macon. 'nuff said.

Thanks a lot for jinxing me, Doug. I noticed last night that my wife's 2012 Jetta oil burner should hit 24k miles today. If I get home tonight and she is complaining about road noise and I walk outside and the door is missing, so help me god, I will walk to Carmax and key the crap out of your LR.

Sounds more like a Birfmas present to me...

This would be a NP if the 4 grand included the time machine that was used to bring this turd back to the future from the movie theater parking lot it was left at in 2001, during its owner's 15th viewing of TFATF.

Apparently, this is the best choice if you live around Raleigh-Durham. I drove up there for some NCAA basketball action this spring and saw 4 of them over the course of one weekend. I flew into RDU in July, saw one while leaving the airport and another on the way back.

Car guys know the difference between these three but to the many they're all just old Jeeps.

Uh, there was a lot of ambiguously-gay bro-love going on in that show...

If the ad said nothing but "Movie car - $300k, red" and then had a picture of anything red, it'd be better than most CL ads in ATL/Macon AND the price would be more reasonable. Most shit around Atlanta is like this:

Some friends used to have a POS 96 Accord. It was stolen, twice, and recovered, twice over a 24 hour period. Both thefts and recoveries were different locations. The second time, the car got roughed up pretty good and was totaled by the insurance company. For some reason, they kept full coverage on that car and were…

It's hard to explain the pleasure driving a car in spite of itself. I have every intention of fixing the car's various problems, but for now, I get to enjoy the car as a total beater. How do you describe the joy, the surprise! when your car starts up without needing a jump start? How do you explain the humor of…

damn, kinja'd, gif didn't load.

I tried to find a way to tie this into Bryce Harper being a tool and running into walls. Couldn't do it, here's the gif anyway:

I know this wasn't aimed solely at me; you are just making the point for everyone's sake, but to be clear, mine is slaved off of a GFCI.

I prefer this outlet that I used in my kitchen. I lost one 120VAC receptacle, but was able to use a decorator switch plate to match my backsplash.

All I could think of after reading Scirocco...

This garage would make me a pretty happy dude right about.

To be fair, Peter Pan will give you explosive diarrhea.