Here’s a quick Imgur gallery of every Winter Wonderland event reward and their in-game pricing, for any and all interested.

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

Screw you for no spoiler alert, and having that first sentence in there.
Here I thought it was just an article about the queerness of a cute character only to be met with that first sentence.

The flashback of Ash and the Delta falling from the sky into medieval times is from the very end of Evil Dead 2.

This review makes less sense than the movie.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

That’s not a beer belly you simpleton.

If that’s a beer belly I’ve got a fucking double wide keg on the front of me. And I’m only 6' 200 lbs

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

I agree. I have been saying this for about the last year, Kotaku hardly ever posts anything original or appealing. A lot of their content is just what is trending on Reddit. I don’t mind them doing it but please preface your article with a Reddit user or link to Reddit, instead of cleverly making it seem like an…

Kotaku is getting more and more like Buzzfeed with just reporting Reddit.

Anybody else not give 2 shits about the royals?

Omg thats really horrible Im sure they wanted to offend all immigrants in Japan this way! <facepalm> seriously either you have nothing to write about or you’re way oversensistive and see problems which don’t exist.

The one sentence at the end totally clears it up and makes the tone of the rest of the article okay. /s

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks that Kotaku needs to stop handing their site over to these rank amateurs on weekends? This weekend in particular, these masturbatory opinion pieces have been cringe-inducingly terrible.

i’m glad you’re not a regular writer here.

This is kind of amazing, I haven’t agreed with a single article that you have posted all weekend. It’s not even that I mildly disagree. Your opinions are literally the antithesis of my own.

Also that is a clickbait-as-hell title to the article.

I kinda stopped reading when I found out he just recently put the proposal in there. Ruined it for me because as I started reading it I had thoughts that maybe he put the note in there 5 years ago figuring if they were still together after 5 years it’d be time to pop the question. That would have been fucking awesome…

No emulator required.