Also, the ads running inline with this article are just... *chef’s kiss*

Yeah, my car also has a “Teen Driver Mode”: off.

You want good words, hire a languager. You want car drive fast? Kimi Raikkonen drive cars good.

We all know who was a good dog.

I can confirm male ducks are rapists, because I grew up on a farm with ducks. The farm also had a dog who would not stand for that shit and as soon as she heard a duck objecting to what the male duck was doing she would run at full tilt towards them and fuck that guy’s shit up. Like how many times have you seen a big…

I’m beginning to realize that my subtle pun may have been a bit too subtle.

The base Civic DX in 2010 wasn’t $12,500; it was $15,600. You’re off by 3 grand there. Tack on an extra $1,250 if you want AC, and another $835 if you want a radio.

Geez....cut him slack, will ya?

Most steel brakes lines have a corrosion-inhibitor coating on them, but if you’re like me, you may have considered going stainless for an even more permanent solution. Unfortunately, stainless steel is a harder material with two side effects: more difficult to flare, and more difficult to seal.