Also, as good as this is, it's hard to live up to this parody: https://twitter.com/JNalv/s…

Dawg…

Welcome to Earth :(

Neither Randy is currently a judge on the show at his point, unfortunately. I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson.

I try.

Hi, I will be a production assistant on American Idol for two days when it comes to Minneapolis next week. Who wants Harry Connick, Jr.'s autograph??

What about the fact that everybody's been the youngest person alive for at least an instant?

[farts]

I don't think that kid was spongeworthy…Also, boo, NBC HD is out on my building's stupid cable.

That's a hilariously good point, actually. I'm not even sure I remember what Blackbeard preferred to be called. "The Commodore"?

Hey speaking of Disney, John Malkovich is back tonight on NBC as bald Jack Sparrow/Captain Hook.

And thus your sanity was spared for the time being.

I enjoyed Dan Brown's books quite a bit in younger days. I even mostly ate up the Da Vinci Code movie when it came out. But I caught some of the Angels And Demons movie a few years ago and there was something repugnant about it, beyond Hanks's haircut and the fact that the part that I was watching was too dark for…

Zack Handlen is very single, if Twitter is to be believed.

The people who work at the grocery store (type place) where I shop were talking about Community tonight. They'd all seen it, and only one employee there never got into it. One guy said he preferred the first two seasons and that he liked Señor Chang. (He pops!)

Counterpoint: It eliminates the need for a shovel after a light snowfall.

The most Canadian performers of all!

And/or to say soory for bein' so goofy in the first place, eh?

Yes, he feels too afraid of being labeled a racist to voice the thoughts obviously raging in his head, so he opts for silence. Ironically, since he refuses to speak up because of the race of the student whose work the class was critiquing, his refusal itself is a racist decision. I'm glad to hear you felt that my…

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