Okay!

Wooooot!!!! I hope you enjoy it! I'll be the guy in the black shirt and the long hair glancing around nervously when a professor asks if there are any questions. And I believe they called that a "concept trailer." ;)

Correct you are.

I've told you a million times never to exaggerate.

More like Groundhog Yay.

That's not sexual to you?…Yeah, me neither.

Sounds wondrous.

It's a locomotive that runs on us.

Ah, you could make a case that everything is at least tangentially related to TV. And you wouldn't be wrong.

I'd like to know just what the hell this has to do with TV. Go to bed and don't ever reply to one of my comments again.

Probably. I often forget about the existence of shows that I have no interest in ever watching. There are so many shitty reality programs, for instance, and it's a little scary that so many people are watching them.

I really think you should know that I'm having trouble of thinking of something to tell you.

I counted thirteen in my house at one point when I was in middle school.

How many do you think I can shotgun in a row?

There are so many different TV shows, even currently airing. When you also consider the ones that are no longer producing new episodes, well, you've got a heck of a lot of TV shows, many of which contain thousands of minutes of material.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

How do I get a job?

Tell us about Woodstock, SBT!

Cleaned the apartment?

That's right, I forgot it wasn't invented by Rowling and was a real historical fake thing, as you said.