no one's thought of this yet.

I lean back, open my mouth, and I pour boiling water straight in. After it is just under boiling, I pour in a few ounces of the finest espresso beans, grind them to a fine powder with my teeth, and chomp down to create the required pressure to spit out perfect espresso. I vomit out the grounds, and then make an…

When I make tea, I boil water in a kettle (nothing fancy, just a standard kettle). I find water boiled in this manner allows the tea to steep better than when boiling water with a microwave. Once I have my boiled water, I steep my tea in it in a mug if for myself or a teapot if for multiple people for about 4-5 min,…

This one works too:

I actually use it as a reminder to take my multivitamin. If it's mid afternoon and I'm not urinating Mountain Dew, then I probably forgot to take my multivitamin at lunch.

Boy, that escalated quickly