If she gave him $50,000 he's be dead within 24 hours. I'm sure she's offered to pay for rehab but you can't help those that don't want to get better.

If the Enquirer is good enough for the Men in Black, it's damn sure good enough for the likes of you.

Yeah, they're the ones that broke the John Edwards love child/affair story. Everyone laughed them off at first, but they were right all along.

I live in Traverse City- the town where Madonna's brother is a well known homeless man and her family owns a vineyard. He is well known to people in town and clearly has mental issues. This is an old story here because the family has actually tried to help him so many times and every time he goes off again he attacks…

So, my dad's first cousin was publisher of Enquirer for a while and then moved onto start Radar. You know why they never get sued? Because their fact checkers are ridiculously good at their jobs. When it comes to the Enquirer, it's all true.

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

Shit. I was so determined to loathe Ed Sheeran for all eternity. :-|

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

I am an expat on another continent than my home country (American in Europe). If you care to discuss - what's happening? Need any advice?

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

I buy records. Seriously, I acquired a player in college and kept it, which works out because I happen to live near Hipster San Diego and there's a bunch of record shops. Good ones. I buy jazz records. Jazz sounds even more colorful on a record player.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

as a former OKC admin I can say this is just a drop in the ocean of the kind of harassment that goes down.

Maybe guys hve been told for so long that they're not allowed to have feelings that they don't know what they're like and can't deal when they have them?

Hey. I know you were in the middle of a very crazy story, and perhaps you typed it out too quickly, but I thought you'd might like to know that the phrase is actually "for all intents and purposes" and not "for all intensive purposes". I found this out 2 years ago in an embarrassing office setting, so I thought…

Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.

Intensive purposes?! Hahahahahaha. INTENTS AND PURPOSES. Why is this so hilarious to me? I see how if you don't read much but have heard the expression you could have thought that but still hahahahahha. Intensive purposes.

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!