forgetfulburnerthesecond
forgetful burner the second
forgetfulburnerthesecond

All the stories say federal loans. I would have loved to hear something about making private student debt dischargable in bankruptcy.

you don’t know what you’re talking about. europe’s been doing that for a while with relatively few problems.

A finished degree should be a requirement to qualify for loan relief. With special exceptions of course. Repeated failure out of school? pay up mister.

I will most likely vote for Clinton, but all I can think of is the scene in Animal Farm where Napoleon kills Snowball and then presents Snowball’s plans as his own

.....the face.....

....Tom has the charisma, Calvin had the body......smart girl: get the hot sex, then the fun guy.....

maybe that’s why she did it

I just think this is funny because this relationship got more publicity and attention than Kanye’s Famous video. It probably makes him so mad, too.

I don’t know about active butI like to imagine sex with Taylor Swift being very professional and thorough, with detailed post-coupling analysis, constructive feedback and harsh but fair evaluation.

I’m 33. You couldn’t pay me to date a 26 year old. (Insert the “to each their own” disclaimer.)

What strikes me so strangely about this pairing is that Taylor seems as though she’s about 16 - that’s how her music reads, that’s how her style reads, that’s how her beautiful baby face reads. Tom, on the other hand, comes across as a grown-ass man. How much of this perception is sexism and unconscious bias, I

OH MY GOD WILL YOU WITCHES NEVER CEASE IN YOUR EVIL ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF OUR TIMES???

Where are the feminazis when you need us Gretchen?!

What!? How is this possible.

As a twice-a-week shampooer, I use dry shampoo sometimes. But sparingly and only on my bangs. I’ve found using a brush to “distribute” the oil through my hair down to the ends on that last day before shampooing works just as well. Yes, I realize how gross that sounds, but as someone with long, courser hair, I can’t

most baby powders are made with corn starch now, not talc. check the list of ingredients before tossing it.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

Thank you. It’s one of those things where it feels like I suddenly woke up. I had a fourth of july party yesterday and everyone drank and I didn’t.... and I woke up today feeling so good about myself and how I behaved. It’s reassuring. Glad you found your peace as well.

“Men come in with blame and women come in with shame.” -oft cited in my AA rooms.

This is honestly the best series that jezebel has put out in a long time. I am struggling with alcohol at the moment. I don’t really even like drinking and I don’t like who I am when I drink, but occasionally I’ll find myself in a situation and drink too fast, too much... and then I’ll be in this shame spiral for so