I’m going to very carefully list the states that go red in November and then plan to never live in those states (...again. I’m in one of those states sadly)

There’s gotta be a German word for it.

Yeah it was too much about six months ago. What’s a word for too much too much?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

MURDER LOL IDK

But definitely read the full piece because the story behind this picture is absolutely horrific. Those children lost their mother and the local women tried to prevent this picture from happening.

jesus fuck. I didn’t think anything could make that photo worse.

Yaaassss, this will make the breakup x10 as messy. I can’t wait.

I'm going to tell my son about this and be the best mom for a day or two.

He could have at least uploaded this...

While we’re here, looking at action stills and beautiful thighs, haaaave we talked about Olympic Divers Photoshopped onto Toilets yet? It’s terrible. Awful. Humans are the worst. (But also I love it so much)

me if i ever see these thighs in real life

Um. What?

I really wish that some weird parasite had crawled in under her big toe nail.

When I landed at JFK, my first impression is being welcomed by all of these African, or maybe Jamaican, air people that help you at the airport with your luggage. They were so kind.Welcome! I was so happy to see mixed races. In Italy, they are in the street selling gadgets.”

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

I have never in my entire life been as lit as Chelsea appears to be on an hourly basis

That said, props to the MTA for putting up that campaign. Seeing Broadway-Lafayette covered in ads talking openly about periods was delightful.