What's better than a solid rear axle Mustang joke?

Scholarships at accredited institutions and room and board on employer premises aren't taxable income. Nice effort, though.

This might've been more earth-shattering if Michael Richards hadn't already been on CICGC.

Dear Squids,

Doctors say you may never be able to even again.

This needs more hyperbole, because I just watched the video and I 300% lost my ability to literally even.

I completely disagree. From my posts yesterday I'll reiterate my definitions of each, and yes I know there will always be gray area in these definitions between people.

What a lovely list of Pony Cars

(Driver shows up to Spec Miata race in a Hellcat)

Amphicar under Monet's Japanese bridge

The solution is for all cautions during wet conditions to be safety car cautions. We will see if the FIA will make that change immediately or wait until a few more people are seriously injured or killed.

And it comes with a ready-made chorus for people clamoring for more power:

Do the supporters of a military dictatorship regime really need a good reason to attack people?

Sebring 1965

So...beautiful...

Ok, I was trying to find one but I found this instead. It's too good to not share.