Burn me at the stake.

I know I committed the ultimate sin of saying Jalopnik has a flaw. It's not like the content is entirely unique or sent in, scavenged from other sites found elsewhere. Look up hipster in the dictionary. You are likely envisioning the urban dictionary interpretation of some guy wearing black rimed glasses. I'm saying…

I know you are not a hipster but the poor vocabulary and strange expletive connections come off really hipster-esque just pushing to get information out as quickly a possible doesn't make for awesome decision choices.

My number one complaint on Jalopnik. Attention grabbing hipster headlines in the absence of written content.

Why are people saying this looks good. A Ford GT40 silhouette with non of the feeling. Ford has created a modern interpretation of the Lamborghini Miura because this looks vaguely like a GT40 but does absolutely nothing for me.

Vietnam style death flashbacks and faping are pretty much indistinguishable. The Olsen twins of psychosomatic episodes if you will.

The newer ones are not so exaggerated. Not sure if Toyota was on to something or if there just wasn't enough working class owners purchasing them. When I was younger I worked as a tiler and roofer I can't say I ever need enlarged controls. but I live in California where gloves aren't really worn for cold protection.…

I've heard this argument before and can't wrap my head around the way they pick and choose what gets enlarged or doesn't. Then again I can't wrap my head around the Chuck E. Cheese-esque horse saddle, gear and cowboy hat themed trucks.

I have the opportunity to drive a lot of cars at my job but non made me literally laugh out loud like the AC controls on the old Toyota Tundras. They are so obnoxiously cartoon over sized you feel emasculated just garbing them. Like you have pathetically small hands unfit to turn them "Dad let me back the truck out of…

Lets get some untouched photos so we can see how unintentionally eye catching the hanging plastic front air dam looks.

Agreed. I always felt like the interior looked like a Maytag appliance. Especially the ice dispenser center stack.

That is actually quite attractive with the top up. I was expecting this car to look VW Eos-esque with the canvas lifted but this certainly surpasses that expectation.

As long as the European fender mounted turn signals are no replaced with the corporate wonder badges. GM's interpretation of EnergyStar appliance stamp of approval.

Bulletproof little trucks. I've only had to replace a burnt out clutch that somehow got me around for half a year being paper thin. Even replacing that only took me a day. I would like to take it on some offroad adventures but really haven't had a chance to explore the awd or the 50/50 lock mode.

Big, exaggerated, offensive to look at. Every poser-ible thing the bro truck buyer is looking for. And just as the FJ makes its final departure from dealerships. I see a lot of white Oakley's in this trucks future.

Why wait for this when according to the VW Sign and then Drive Holiday commercials the Golf now comes in rear wheel drive. Just watch as it power slides to a stop. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7s_i/volksw…

Does it come with discreet shipping options? . . . Not that I'm embarrassed of exploring myself.

Damn you for forcing my fiance to completely willingly leave me for a guy that she only knows on the surface! I need to stop being a little bitch about it but I just can't let it go every damn movie! So what if he has a deep and troubled past, rugged Brawny man physique and doesn't cry after watching the The…

living tissue over metal endoskeleton... I'd start on my bunker now if you want to stand any chance of outsmarting Skynet.

Lol I see a Harry and the Henderson's goodbye. "Don't worry about us damn it! Can't you see we don't want you any more! Why cant you go back where you came from?!" followed by a sales man turning in shame to the others and whispering "Goodbye my friend..."